Dear John,

I walked into my kitchen and thought about the situation again.  We didn’t evaluate it as a story, so let’s use it in the English version.  Don’t worry about it.  That’s what we’ll do.  We’ll be sending you checkmark evaluations later today, most likely. 

Sincerely,

Idore Anschell

P.S.  We like to know how people have heard of us.  Please let us know this.  IA